Showing posts with label Aiden Humphrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aiden Humphrey. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Talk of Purity by the Bumpfries


Hi, Remember Lady Lydia has a jobless son-in-law, whom she has to support and finance while he fails his college studies? This guy apart from staying in Lady Lydia's 120-sq-foot garage with his family of six, also writes articles for Ladies Against Feminism (LAF) site in his spare time.


May 31, 2003
  1. Buy chastity belts! Buy one get one free for your friend! Last evening we talked with a group of young folks about purity. We talked about how they can honor God before marriage by guarding their own purity and the purity of those they care about. As you know, the world has a totally opposite approach to purity.
  2. Satan prefers to catch them young! He doesn't like oldies so much! Satan is particularly after the young because they represent a powerful potential for the Lord. If they ever attempt to live the Christian challenge, it will shake up society, so he aims at youth, to cripple them, for he knows their energy and strength can be great for the Lord.
  3. Similarities between the media, food, fashion industry and Satan? They all want them young! Look at the media--how they aim for the young. Look at the food industry and clothing and car industry: corrupt the young and cripple them so they can't quite ever have victory over sin in their lives. The messages of music and movies distract the young from the plan God has for them.
  4. God created parents to mointor and select the potential mate for their offspring to ensure the non-extinction of the good, old family name! God has a brilliant plan of protection and heroism for the youth. He has provided a place for them-- the home-- and He set over them parents and the church to compass about them and provide the guidance they need to succeed in purity and in trusting in God for a mate. Satan wants them to get out of that place and into another place. He has an easier time forming a young girl into a skandalon outside of the home than in it.
  5. What if a guy flirts with your daughter or attempts to seduce her? Tie a millstone around his neck and push him off the pier! After that Hell will be a holiday! Jesus knew that the world was full of triggers and traps, but He said, "Woe to the person through whom they come;" if you wanted to show that person mercy, you'd tie a millstone around his neck and push him off the pier; because what he or she faces in judgment would make that trip to the bottom seem like a holiday. 
  6. When natural attraction or flirtation between young boys and girls, becomes a stalking game - predators vs prey. But from an early age, young men and women begin practicing the art of enticing each other to sin. They become a living skandalon; they dress to entice, they talk to entice, they walk to entice. 
The Battle of God Vs the Evil World as narrated by Aiden Bumpfries:
  1. God's word tells a man to treat the younger women as sisters, in all purity; but the world trains him to use her. 
  2. God's word shows a woman how to adorn herself with godliness; but the world dresses her up to be a hook and a lure. 
In which we find Aiden Bumpfries comparing the normal teenager to Female vampires:

It tells her she won't find happiness and she won't be loved unless she can get someone to take her bait. She sees girls on all sides of her, in the movies, in magazines, on TV, and they're all morphing into skandalons and snaring as they please; in her heart she wants to hold onto what is right in God's sight, but in her mind, she's confused. 
    Why is dating a crime?
  • because I didn't date. I got the parents of an 18-yr-old to agree to my marrying her, before she got to see other men
  • But Satan explicitly tells your son to date girls for pleasure and to switch from one to the other. 
Why dating leads to divorces? Expert reasoning by dumb ass leader Mr Bumpfries:

While they're young, Satan wants your sons and daughters to get used to going from partner to partner: date till passion fades, then dump. That way, when they're older, all the training will be in place so that they treat marriage the same way; a gold ring on the ring finger won't break the pattern. A guy turns 40, and he gets to trade in his car and his marriage for a newer model. Isn't that what the pre-nuptual agreement is all about? It was created by and for people who had lots of practice dating, flaking and dumping and who can't conceive of a covenant love which can't be broken by a team of lawyers. As with so many of Satan's ways, what seems okay and cute and fun now is sad and pathetic later on in life. 

This is guy in his eagerness gets it terrible wrong. He says God will fulfill your needs and Satan is the one tempting girls with men - making it sound so yucky! Divine sex! Ugh!

God wants your children to love Him with their whole heart, mind, soul and body, because they have needs that only He can fulfill; He wants your daughters to look for their ultimate security and happiness in Him; He knows that only He can totally fulfill them. Satan wants your daughters to look for happiness in the arms of a man. 

Sage advice from the father of four Bumpfries:

If your son is too cool and aloof to come to you with problems; he's got problems; if your daughter is unconcerned, superior, and superhumanly stoical at 16, it is an act; just think of it as a free matinee. 

Satan's allies are dogs, according to the Bumpfries:

Satan doesn't have to spend a lot of time pursuing the kids He's already snatched and aborted; So who does he pursue? Where can he do the most damage? Doesn't he send out the dogs after the ones who aren't his yet, but who are within his reach? These are young men and women with all the potential in the world, but parts of their lives are sort of up for grabs right now.

Satan can also work life a sniffer-dog

Satan has the scent of their souls in his nostrils; and fence-sitters are easy prey; they've got corruptive influences in their lives; maybe they are out from under the protection of your authority; maybe their friends have less than the best motives; maybe its something that they are just experimenting with; maybe they think they are just playing with sin, and that when they let go of it; it will let go of them. 

Satan the venerable grand-daddy, child-catcher from the local pound:

Whatever it is, they are exposed and vulnerable to a formidable enemy; he is more clever than they are; he is thousands of years older than they are; and over the years he has developed an extreme talent for catching kids. 

Satan; The Excorsist

He rips them off of their God-given gifts, and then, after he uses them, he aborts their souls in one of a million different ways. 

Satan: The International Playboy

And he doesn't just hang out in New York City or LA. He gets around! And he doesn't mind the country. 

I spotted a UFO in Oregon! Now I spotted Satan pussy-footing around our garage! He's also branded our neighbours with 666!

Satan gets around; I've got reason to believe that he's been in Oregon recently. There are lives he's ravaged that bear his signature misery. 

In the world that Aiden Bumpfries lives in, parents tell kids to matter-of-factly accept the truth about date rapes and continue going on dates:

The world says that young men are going to use and that young women are going to get used, but date rape isn't any easier on a girl just because it was a guy she had been seeing all summer, or because he apologized afterward and asked her if she was alright. The world tells us to accept as fact that these things are just going to happen to our sons and daughters, and that if we don't like it too bad, because that's just the way kids are these days. 

There is a whole new generation of noble-hearted young men who love their sisters in Christ with all purity and respect. (I wonder how these men eventually get married given that they are gelded in Christ and have no carnal desires)

The To-Do list from Jobless Bumpfries:

And Fathers, give the gift of an unforgettable love story to your daughters; train them and encourage them to trust in the Lord for a husband (by obeying your commandments), and not to try to make it come true with the tricks of the world (like dating). 

When you go home, make a commitment to yourself that you will do what ever it takes to guard the purity of the children God gave you. (Even if it means buying them chastity belts & chaining them up in the basement)

Make a commitment to be the man in your daughter's lives; protect them from unqulified men. (So that your son-in-law has no role to play in her life or even get a job)

Fathers, make it clear to the world what your standards are; hey, put it up on the bulletin board at home; tell your friends, tell your co-workers; let the whole community understand the kind of standards your family has; let them in on it. (Put up flyers saying: Beware of patriarchs on your gates)

God can play Cupid, Eros and Pan for the mortals:

For anyone who is interested, before I go back to Florence I want to show you stories of young people who trusted in the LORD for their future husband or wife, and they have love stories that would make you want to laugh and cry at the same time; stories that are better than any romance novel you could hope to read. (I wonder if those who were interested got to see a porn movie or read Mills & Boon)

God is the author of romance; If you want to savor the seasons of the heart, let God write your love story; one chapter into it, and you won't be able to put it down. Don't let the world write your love story. (I wonder if God would skip the sex parts?)

Be men; open the door for them, pull out their chair, escort them to their car. (But never humour their fancies for equal pay or a hike)

When they make room for you to practice leadership, thank them. (Thank you for making space for my manhood?)

When they're humble and gentle, encourage them. (If not try beating them over the head with a paddle till they oblige you)

If a man's biggest temptation is to be passive, a woman's biggest temptation is to take control. The man isn't setting a course, so the woman grabs the steering wheel. (She should have just let both of them crash into a tree?)

You can encourage the men to be men by refusing to do the work of leading for them. (Please let me be a doormat)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Queen of Net on Lydia, Mr Bumpfries & LAF


The Queen of Net has a great article on Ladies Against Feminism.


"We are for maidenhood,

All praise to the holy hymen, amen.

modesty, virtue,

A woman in each kitchen, six children in each nursery. Unless you’re in Utah, I guess.

intelligence,

i.e. the ability to say, “I do” and then “Yes, sir”.

womanly arts and femininity. Join the new revolution!

But do it quietly, after you’ve finished cooking for the menfolk and asked their permission to join. If they say no, retire smiling to your bedchamber and have another baby. That is, after all, the true essence of women, and is lovingly detailed in the article."
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Coming closer to home what they had to say about Lady Lydia's son-in-law is more interesting.

Mr Aiden Humphrey's frightfully, stupid article at LAF called Skandalon, comes under criticism.

The article says:

You have to feel sorry for these people. I guess if I was saddled with a moniker like that, I’d be crabby and miserable too.

These are young men and women with all the potential in the world, but parts of their lives are sort of up for grabs right now; their private lives are exposed and vulnerable to sin; here and there they sit on the fence between the call of Jesus Christ and the call of the world; they're blessed by God in many ways; but Satan has the scent of their souls in his nostrils; and fence-sitters are easy prey; they've got corruptive influences in their lives; maybe they are out from under the protection of your authority; maybe their friends have less than the best motives; maybe its something that they are just experimenting with; maybe they think they are just playing with sin, and that when they let go of it; it will let go of them.

Dear Mr Humphrey-Bungum,

Even if you think a period (.) is something shameful and womanly, please attempt to use one more often.

And he doesn't just hang out in New York City or LA… Satan gets around; I've got reason to believe that he's been in Oregon recently.

The cloven footprints all over Portland, the smell of sulfur… it could have just been a cow-herd migration. But Aiden Humphrey-Bungum knew better. Follow the adventures of this intrepid Christian sleuth as he tracks the Devil Himself to… Utah!

There are lives he's ravaged that bear his signature misery...

Satan’s signature is “misery”? Does Stephen King know?

I want to show you stories of young people who trusted in the LORD for their future husband or wife, and they have love stories that would make you want to laugh and cry at the same time; stories that are better than any romance novel you could hope to read.

Oddly enough, they don’t seem to sell as well.

God is the author of romance;

Though He writes under the name Genevieve Olivetta Delafontaine.

If you want to savor the seasons of the heart, let God write your love story; one chapter into it, and you won't be able to put it down…

Because this author doesn’t take criticism very well?

But ladies, the Lord has said that if… you are going to keep dressing in such a way as to entice men to commit fornication or adultery with you, then it would be better for a millstone to be tied around your neck and for you to be cast into the sea.

Except such a woman would most likely be a witch, so she’d float, and then she’d have to be burned. And this would still be a far, far better thing than destroying

The Purity of Men

Yes, it’s by Mr. Humphrey-Bungum again. Bungum one for me, Aiden!

Our God is a wonderful Father, He is the Daddy every boy dreams of.

Ah, those must be the kind of dreams that leave embarassing stains afterwards.

It is a man's foremost and sweetest privilege to be one with his Daddy, his Abba, his Father in heaven.

Men, do not attempt to achieve this blissful oneness with your Daddy or Father on earth. Save it for the only One who cares.

How natural it is to turn to Him for every little thing. But how unnatural to turn to the Holy One with the flame of lust.

When the Holy One wants you in His arms, trembling with passion and need, the Holy One will let you know! Until then, please don’t bother Him.

Not surprisingly, then, one of the world's commonest ways of putting a wedge between a child of God and his Father is to encourage women to dress immodestly. Even after we shut our eyes in prayer, Dear Father, the lurid images linger on.

As we all know, men have no imagination, so if women only dressed modestly, men would think of them as, well, other men. But if women don’t take this excellent advice, something very bad may happen, as coyly implied in Brian Sullivan’s article

And then unveiling our Master Writer: Lady Lydia.

The Queen of Nets says on the Lady Lydia Speaks column:

"is peppered with pictures of Victorian women, so we all know what God wants us to wear."

Here are some things that are not feminine: Clothing with holes in it revealing parts of the skin.

This includes those very large holes through which women show off their heads.

Which is better: to cause an accident because a woman was so scantily dressed that someone was distracted and stumbled or drove his car into a post, or to cause a man to think of heaven because she was so carefully and finely clothed?

Man : A woman in a Victorian dress! With a hat! She reminds me of the Lamb of God already! Bleat for me, darling!

I’ll leave you with one final piece of wisdom from Lady Lydia :

The Bible says that the ant gets food ready in the summer to store in the winter. It does this without a ruler or a boss or an overseer.

Hmm, Ladies Against Feminism obviously forgot to plug the “intelligence” module into this drone, though she’s got the modesty and christianity programs functioning overtime.

In summary, hell would be far preferable to being forced into the distorted, grinning anachronism that is apparently considered to be the apex of femininity by these “ladies”.

Their ideal woman would be a corseted doll with her hands on the bible and her feet in the birthing stirrups, assuring you over and over again that, “It’s a good life.” Thanks, but I’ve already read The Handmaid’s Tale. Now there’s the kind of romance novel the Christian God might write.

Read the full article here.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Chumming for Sharks - Part II




In reply to that Chumming for Sharks nonsense, thankfully someone has posted a sensible post at blog6thdensity.

For those who are not aware of what nonsense, Lady Lydia's son-in-law is capable of, please read the LAF site and check out:

Aug 2, 2004 - 12:00:00 PM

The blog6thdensity post is titled Women's Job: Not Making Men do bad things.

It reads:

I read stuff like this and I despair

Women who dress like harlots chum for sharks - with their own bodies. Women who dress like harlots make the waters unsafe for everyone. Women who dress like harlots are not the only ones who get attacked - they draw out predators who prey on innocent girls, who just happened to be in nearby waters. “What did I do wrong?” asks the innocent. Nothing - it’s just that the waters are chummed by your friends. We should execute all rapists. But the waters won’t be safer until we pull the chum out of the water.
Sin makes the waters unsafe for everyone.

I just don’t have the words for that kind of fanaticism. It’s bad enough to blame some women for getting other women raped. However, there’s an implication that if you’re raped (and you, ahem, happen to be “innocent” - ugh, isn’t any woman who’s raped by definition “innocent”?) it’s because you’re friends with “harlots”.

Can we not practice our faith in a quiet and sincere way that eschews political grandstanding and the absolute worst equivocations, such as this dude’s appeal:

One primary purpose of modesty is to prevent men from “falling” on account of a woman’s unguarded body.

I’m all for whatever faith or belief one needs to inspire oneself to live life to the fullest. But when that faith turns into making other human beings serve your purposes, one has turned one’s religion into a cult of human sacrifice and slavery to absolve oneself of the nuanced responsibility of living a decent life.

Christianity doesn’t have to be this way. If you want to make political or social commentary, do it without dragging Jesus into it. Last I heard, he was hanging out with the harlots, murderers, and other sinners, anyway.

There were some sensible comments posted on this article:

Alli
I really wish this were the first time I’ve seen something like this… 

One idiot believing something like this is understandable… several is disgusting. And sad.

Jeremy
Well, check out the first link. A *lot* of people still engage in this kind of thinking. I can’t say I haven’t found myself thinking along similar lines before. We all have a dark side.

The problem isn’t faith, of course; it’s using faith as an excuse for sloppy thinking.

Alli
Sloppy thinking should have no excuse. Especially thinking like that…. and the Ladies Against Feminism are amusing. They are…. odd.

I don’t think saying to women to beware of the situations they put themselves in is “blaming the victim”. Saying that because beautiful women tempt men into bad things and are therefore to blame for the actions of bad men…. THAT is ridiculous. (And interestingly enough is the exact justification I got from a Muslim friend of mine for the hijab (face covering).) Being religious is no excuse for that… faulty logic, and irresponsible blame placing…. wrong.

Chumming For Sharks - Part I




Lady Lydia's son-in-law strongly believes the way women dress is a kind of a radar-signal for lurking sharks (men) around. If you feel Lady Lydia can't be blamed for what her son-in-law writes, please remember that the Ladies Against Feminism site is being run by Lady Lydia and Jennie Chancey. Also please read "Does LAF blame women for rape or abduction?' " By Mrs. Chancey and Mrs. Sherman on the LAF site, dated Jul 31, 2004, for further proof that this was written with the specific approval of our dead Lady Lydia. 

In this article at the LAF site, Mr son-in-law tells why women are inviting trouble by the way they dress. Not only do they invite trouble for themselves, but also for their more-demurely clad girlfriends within shark-attack distance.

"Chumming" for Sharks
By Aiden Humphrey
Aug 2, 2004 - 12:00:00 PM
He says:

Yesterday I spoke with a man who spends a lot of time surfing in the ocean in waters frequented by great white sharks. He said that he did not worry very much about the sharks - except on one occasion.

One day his friend sustained a heavy cut which began to bleed into the ocean waters around them. At that point, they decided to get out of the waters quickly - because sharks can smell blood a long way away.

"We didn't want to chum for sharks," he said.

Women who dress like harlots chum for sharks - with their own bodies.

Women who dress like harlots make the waters unsafe for everyone.

Women who dress like harlots are not the only ones who get attacked - they draw out predators who prey on innocent girls, who just happened to be in nearby waters.

"What did I do wrong?" asks the innocent.

Nothing - it's just that the waters are chummed by your friends. 

We should execute all rapists. But the waters won't be safer until we pull the chum out of the water.

Sin makes the waters unsafe for everyone.

This article makes me want to puke! Ugh! How horrid can LAF-brainwashed people get? His article also shows men in such a predatory light - sharks. Phew!

Women who dress like harlots chum for sharks - with their own bodies.

So if a women wearing mini-skirts gets raped, she deserves it? Then Mr Know-it-all please tell me why fully-clad women in Saudi or Oman are getting raped? And besides what a legalistic, uncharitable and misogynist view to take!

Women who dress like harlots make the waters unsafe for everyone.

Can anyone tell me how I can pelt Mr Dumbo with rotten tomatoes and eggs for such unadulterated nonsense? And what about men - he makes them out as predatory sharks?